(October 10, 2014) In an extraordinary day of launches, dot-cheese stole the sandwich domain market from dot-ham by an incredible 50 domains. As of right now, there are 261 dot-cheese domains and just 201 dot-hams. You could say they have been eaten for breakfast…

But that’s not all, in a staggering turnaround, the distinctly cheeky dot-monkey beat out his zoo competitors, including dot-elephant and dot-zebra, sealing a deal with the Monkey Keepers Association of North America and adding an extraordinary 43 domains to this burgeoning registry.

Meanwhile, in other hot news, 150,000 domains were added to dot-moustache, making it the largest new registry ever to launch in the last two months. Sadly, 99 percent of them disappeared a few hours later when it was discovered that an employee has fallen asleep on his keyboard while entering reserved names.

We are hearing good things however from dot-cocktail whose marketing officer has already bought us four drinks and who we are told has lined up celebrity slosher Lindsay Lohan to front their huge campaign to be held during happy hour next Tuesday on the Hollywood Strip.